cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

queenlatifart:

when someone hot reblogs your selfie

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blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr

fallontonight:

Going out on a weekend like…

fallontonight:

Going out on a weekend like…

driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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halffizzbin:

So my parents’ terrace has a little hole in it, for drainage.

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My dog thinks it’s a window, though.

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She stays like this for hours.

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bunsen:

when even google can’t help u find the answer to ur homework