3 year old death grip!
My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace
woof woof wats for lunch lol
In French you don’t say “I’m on my period” you say “Les Anglais ont débarqué” which translates into English as “The English have arrived.” I find that beautiful. The English. Small Englishmen are pouring out of your vagina. They are here. There is no stopping them.